Each business-card-sized (2”
x 3.5”), 40-card set, comes with a plastic holder. Just like the business card holders you often see on desks.
The price for each set of 40 cards is $5.00. Here are the various quips and quotes on this set:
NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE...
What can be adequately explained by stupidity!
PARDON ME...
But you obviously have mistaken me for someone who actually cares about what you have to say!
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH...
If it doesn't matter who gets the credit!
NO PROBLEM IS SO BIG OR SO COMPLICATED...
That it can't be run away from!
WILL ROGERS NEVER MET...
Some of the students I have to deal with!
IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY...
When schools get all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold bake sales to buy a bomber!
ARE YOU REALLY OFFERING A SOLUTION...
Or, are you just another part of the problem?
IF I WANT YOUR OPINION...
I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms!
SOME DAYS, PRINCIPALS ARE AS POPULAR...
As baked beans on a bus trip!
DIPLOMACY...
The ability to tell a person to go to where the devil lives in such a nice way, that he looks forward to the trip!
THERE IS NOTHING SO SMALL...
That it can't be blown way out of proportion!
FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD...
That he did not send a committee!
"BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY...
If you have to tell people you are, you aren't!" ...Margaret Thatcher
MEETINGS...
The practical alternative to work!
YOUR RIDICULOUS OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED...
You can leave now!
THANK YOU...
I am refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view! (You may now leave.)
EXPERIENCE IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T GET...
Until after you need it!
THE PERSON WHO SAYS IT CAN'T BE DONE...
Shouldn't interfere with the person doing it!
THIS OFFICE IS OPEN FOR ANY PROBLEM...
But please do not come in unless you have a solution!
42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS...
Are made up on the spot!
ALWAYS LOOK FOR GOOD EVERYWHERE...
Trouble will show up on its own!
SOMETIMES I THINK I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING...
Then I regain consciousness!
YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR WRONG OPINION!
ALWAYS GIVE OTHER PEOPLE THE CREDIT...
Credit is like love—the more you give away, the more you have left for yourself!
DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK DUMB QUESTIONS...
They are much easier to handle than really dumb mistakes!
BEFORE YOU GIVE ME A PIECE OF YOUR MIND...
Are you sure you can afford it?
THERE ISN'T ANYONE WHO DOESN'T COUNT!
JUST DO SOMETHING DUMB...
If you would like a little free newspaper publicity!
TO ERR IS HUMAN...
To blame it on someone else is even more human!
IF ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE...
Others will be blamed!
APPROACH WITH CAUTION...
You don't know me!
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY...
You'll find it in the dictionary between principal and whining.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE...
It matters whether I win or lose!
OFFICIAL NOTICE!
The beatings will continue until moroale improves!
I USED TO BE INDECISIVE...
Now, I'm not sure if I am or not!
BEING A MOVER AND A SHAKER...
Doesn't mean being a shover or a taker!
KWITCHERBELLYACHIN'!
DO NOT EMBARK ON VAST UNDERTAKINGS...
With half-vast ideas!
WE MAY NOT HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER AT THIS SCHOOL...
But, together we have it all!
WHY, LORD?...
How! is it, Lord,
That I am so wise and knowing...
Gifted in the ways of language and perception...
So understanding...
Alert to every nuance and suggestion,
And deeply read as well,
Should screw up with such regularity?
...Amen
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