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Retirement Desk Signs...

Note: Depending on the fonts installed on your computer, and the way your computer browser is set up, these desk signs may not display properly.

(Ask for a free 10-pack sample the next time you place an order. Then you'll be able to see the quality, and the fun, of these "Desk Signs.")

 

 GENUINE ANTIQUE TEACHER...

Been there, done that...with lots of class(es)!


 

BEAUTIFUL YOUNG PEOPLE ARE
  ACCIDENTS OF NATURE...

But beautiful old people are works of art!


 

 AGE & TREACHERY...

Always overcome youth & skill.

 


 

HELP!

I'm having a senior moment!


 

 IN A PERFECT WORLD...

A person would feel as good at 50 as she did
at 17, and she would actually be as smart at
50 as she thought she was at 17!


 

WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SURE
SOMETHING CAN'T COME BACK...

Before getting too nostalgic about it!


 

I GOT USED TO MY
  ARTHRITIS...

To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage
my bifocals, But gosh, I miss my mind!


 

 LOST: My Youth...

If found, please return!


 

OVER WHAT HILL?
WHERE? WHEN?

I don't remember any hill.


 

SOMETIMES I THINK I
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
  ABOUT GETTING OLDER...

And then I regain consciousness!


 

YOU CAN ONLY BE
  YOUNG ONCE...

You can be immature forever!


 

OLD AGE COMES AT
A BAD TIME

 


 

  GEEZER...

(Formerly known as studmuffin.)


 

 AGENDA FOR THE DAY...

Let dog in.
Let dog out.
Let dog in.
Let dog out.
Let dog in.


 

BEEN THERE,
  FORGOT THAT...

 


 

YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING
  BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD...

You grow old because you stop laughing!


 

NOSTALGIA ISN'T WHAT
  IT USED TO BE...

 


 

 AGE ISN'T SO BAD...

Ugly is what you have to watch out for!


 

  ITS HARD TO BE NOSTALGIC...

When you can't remember anything!


 

 AT MY AGE...

I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all.
I just can't remember it all.


 

 I'M NOT AGING...

I just need re-potting!


 

BY THE TIME YOU FIND
  GREENER PASTURES...

You can't climb the fence!


 

  I'M OUT SPENDING...

My children's inheritance!


 

 MY WILD OATS...

Have turned into prunes and All-Bran!


 

I FINALLY GOT IT ALL
  TOGETHER...

But I forgot where I put it!


 

  WRINKLED...

Was not one of the things I wanted
to be when I grew up!


 

 WHEN I WAS A KID...

I could toast a marshmallow over my birthday
candles. Now I could roast a turkey!


 

 I'M RETIRED...

But I work part-time as a pain in the butt!


 

 A LITTLE GRAY HAIR...

A small price to pay for wisdom!


 

 MY SHORT-TERM MEMORY...

Ain't what it...something...something...


 

  IN DOG YEARS...

I'm dead!


 

 GETTING OLDER...

Is not for sissies!


 

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT
THE LIFE EXPECTANCY
  STATISTICS ARE...

If you don't have a life!


 

 OLD AGE IS NO PICNIC...

I can still cut the mustard,
I just can't open the jar!


 

 YOUNG AT HEART...

Slightly older in other places!


 

 I'M MUCH TOO YOUNG...

To be this old!


 

 MEMBER...

National Register of Historic People


 

 YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN...

You consider "getting lucky" to mean that you
were able to find your car in the parking lot!


 

 OLD AGE IS...

Having to choose between two temptations, and
choosing the one that will get you home earlier!


 

 TIME IS NATURE'S WAY...

Of making sure that everything doesn't
go wrong all at once!

Keep in mind, computer-generated images don't come close to matching the quality and impact of these 3.5" x 2" Desk Signs sitting in a business-card sized holder on your desk.

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