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High School Teacher Desk Signs...

Note: Depending on the fonts installed on your computer, and the way your computer browser is set up, these desk signs may not display properly.

(Ask for a free 10-pack sample the next time you place an order. Then you'll be able to see the quality, and the fun, of these "Desk Signs.")

 

IF YOU ARE A GOOD TEACHER
YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED LOTS
  OF EXTRA WORK...

If you are a really good teacher,
you will find a way to get out of it!


 

  WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH...

How about a fountain of smart!


 

THE MOST IMPORTANT
   THINGS IN LIFE...

Aren't really things at all!

 


 

  THIMK...

Before you louse something up!

 


 

EDUCATION IS WHAT YOU
GET WHEN YOU READ THE
  INSTRUCTIONS...

Experience is what you get if you don't!

 


 

"CURIOSITY IS THE VERY
  BASIS OF EDUCATION...

And if you tell me that curiosity killed
the cat, I say only the cat died nobly."

                                            ...William Goldman


 

  A NEAT DESK...

Is the sign of a sick mind!


 

BE TOLERANT OF THOSE WHO
  DISAGREE WITH YOU...

After all, they have a right
to their stupid opinions!


 

GREAT MINDS
  DISCUSS IDEAS...

Average minds discuss events!
Small minds discuss people!


 

  GROSS IGNORANCE...

144 times worse than normal ignorance!


 

  IN A PERFECT WORLD...

Professional athletes would complain
about teachers being paid contracts
worth millions of dollars!


 

IF YOU DON'T KNOW
  WHERE YOU'RE GOING...

You'll probably end up somewhere else!


 

  GET INVOLVED...

The world is run by those who show up!


 

  WILL ROGERS NEVER MET...

Some of the students I have to deal with!


 

 A CLOSED MOUTH...

Catches no feet!


 

IT ISN'T WHAT YOU
  KNOW THAT COUNTS...

It's what you think of in time!


 

HE WHO HOOTS WITH
  WITH THE OLWS AT NIGHT...

Cannot soar with the eagles in the morning!


 

TEACHING ISN'T ALL
  FRUSTRATION AND CUTBACKS...

There's the exciting physical danger!


 

 I DON'T GIVE OUT GRADES...

You earn them!


 

THE BIGGEST LEARNING
  DISABILITY...

Is knowing all the answers!


 

"BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT
  AND BE THOUGHT THE FOOL...

Than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"

                                            ...Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

NEVER TRY TO TEACH
  A PIG TO SING...

It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig!


 

"IN A COMPLETELY RATIONAL
  SOCIETY...

The best of us would aspire to be teachers and
the rest of us would have to settle for something
less, because passing civilization along from one
generation to the next ought to be the highest
responsibility anyone could have."

                                            ...Lee Iacocca


 

ATTITUDES ABOUT PEOPLE
  AND THE WORLD...

Are the real disabilities!


 

$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING

 


 

THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF
  PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...

Those who can count,
and those who can't!


 

"LISTEN" CONTAIN THE
SAME LETTERS AS THE
WORD "SILENT"

 


 

A LOT OF TROUBLE IS
  CAUSED IN THIS WORLD...

By combining a narrow mind with an open mouth!


 

YOU CAN TELL WHETHER SOMEONE
  IS CLEVER BY THEIR ANSWERS...

You can tell whether they are wise,
by their questions!


 

"IT IS GOOD TO HAVE AN END
TO JOURNEY TOWARD...

But, it is the journey that matters at the end."

                                            ...Ursula LeGuin


 

SOME DRINK FROM THE
  FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE...

Others only gargle a bit!


 

THERE ARE TWO RULES FOR
  ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE...

1. Never tell everything you know.


 

BEFORE YOU PLANT
  THE SEEDS...

Be sure you can tend the flowers!


 

  DON'T WISH UPON A STAR...

Reach for one!


 

BEING GOOD AT STUPID
  DOESN'T C0UNT...

Try studying—amazing results may occur!


 

NONE OF THE SECRETS OF
  SUCCESS WILL WORK...

Unless you do!


 

PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF
INTELLIGENCE & SENSELESS
ACTS OF SELF-CONTROL!

 


 THE FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS...

#1...
#2...
#3...
#4...

Show up
Pay attention
Ask questions
Repeat the above!

 

WE, THE WILLING...

Led by the unknowing
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.

We have done so much
for so long with so little,
we are now qualified
to do anything
with nothing!

 


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