Each business-card-sized (2”
x 3.5”), 40-card set, comes with a plastic holder. Just like the business card holders you often see on desks.
The price for each set of 40 cards is $5.00. Here are the various quips and quotes on this set:
IF YOU WANT THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE...
Move the cat!
YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY...
To out-stubborn a cat!
CATS ARE SMARTER THAN DOGS...
You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled!
"CATS ARE INTENDED TO TEACH US...
That not everything in nature has a function!" ...Garrison Keillor
WHAT PART OF "MEOW"...
Don't you understand?
NEVER FEED YOUR CAT ANYTHING...
That clashes with the carpet!
"AND MAN SHALL HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL BEASTS OF THE EARTH...
Except, of course, the cat!" ...Felines 12:15
"MY HUSBAND SAID IT WAS EITHER HIM OR THE CAT...
I still miss him a bit, sometimes!" ...Anonymous
VARIETY IS THE SPICE IN A CAT'S LIFE...
One day ignore people; the next day annoy them!
LETTING THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG...
Is a whole lot easier than putting it back in!
"THE THING ABOUT CATS...
As you may find,
Is that no one knows,
What they have in mind!" ...John Ciardi
THERE IS NO SNOOZE BUTTON...
On a cat who wants breakfast!
"PEOPLE WITH INSUFFICIENT PERSONALITIES ARE FOND OF CATS...
These people adore being ignored." ...Henry Morgan
PLEASE MAKE NOTE:
Cats like obedient people!
"I HAD TO GET RID OF MY HUSBAND...
The cat was allergic."...Anonymous
THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS WORSHIPPED CATS AS GODS...
Cats have never forgotten this!
"CATS SEEM TO GO ON THE PRINCIPLE...
That it never does any harm to ask for what you want." ...Joseph Wood Krutch
"MOST CATS, WHEN THEY'RE OUT...
Want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously." ...Louis J. Camuti
DOGS BELIEVE THEY ARE HUMANS...
Cats believe they are gods!
"YOU MAY OWN A CAT...
But cannot govern one." ...Kate Sanborn
A CAT'S PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE...
When in doubt, cop an attitude!
NEVER TRY TO TEACH A CAT TO SING...
It wastes your time, and it annoys the cat!
ANYTHING ON THE GROUND...
Anything not there yet, and anything not nailed down, is a cat toy!
DOGS COME WHEN CALLED...
Cats take a message, and get back to you!
"WOMEN AND CATS WILL DO AS THEY PLEASE...
And men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ...Robert Heinlein
ONE CAT...
Just leads to another!" ...Ernest Hemingway
THERE ARE MANY INTELLIGENT SPECIES IN THE UNIVERSE...
They are all owned by cats!
DOGS HAVE MASTERS...
Cats have staff!
A CAT IS ALWAYS...
On the wrong side of the door!
CATS MAKE PURRFECT FRIENDS!
"IF MAN COULD BE CROSSED WITH THE CAT...
It would improve man, but deteriorate the cat! ...Mark Twain
"THE CAT COULD VERY WELL BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND...
But, would never stoop to admitting it!" ...Doug Larson
IF CATS COULD TALK...
They probably wouldn't.
IF CATS HAD LONGER ATTENTION SPANS...
They would be running the world.
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING...
It's not as important as petting the cat!
IT'S A CAT'S WORLD...
Adjust!
"ONE SMALL CAT...
Changes coming home to an empty house to coming home!" ... Pam Brown
CATS...
__Cats do what they want, when they want.
__They rarely listen to you.
__They're totally unpredictable.
__They whine when they are not happy.
__When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
__When you want to be alone, they want to play.
__They expect you to cater to their every whim.
__They're moody.
__They leave their hair everywhere.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in cheap fur coats!
CAT VS. DOG THINKING...
A dog thinks: "Hey those people I live with...they feed me, they love me, they provide me with a nice warm, dry house. They pet me, take goood care of me...they must be gods!"
A cat thinks: "Hey those people I live with...they feed me, they love me, they provide me with a nice warm, dry house. They pet me, take goood care of me...I must be a god!"
"CATS ALWAYS KNOW WHETHER PEOPLE LIKE OR DISLIKE THEM...
They do not always care enough to do anything about it." ...Winifred Carriere
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