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Computer Tech Desk Signs

Each business-card-sized (2” x 3.5”), 40-card set, comes with a plastic holder. Much like the business card holders you often see on desks. The price for each set of 40 cards is $5.00. Here are the various quips and quotes on this set:

DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON STARING AT THE COMPUTER...

NEVER LET YOUR COMPUTER...
      Know you are in a hurry!

HOW LONG IS THAT BETA GUY...
     Going to be testing our stuff?

ON THE KEYBOARD OF LIFE...
      Always keep one finger on the escape key!

IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER...
      You could "hit any key" to continue life when ready!

TECHNOLOGY...
    Is not for wimps!

GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME, MEMORY, AND DISK SPACE...
     And I can accomplish anything.

I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND...
    It's backed up on disk somewhere.

BEEN THERE, DOWNLOADED THAT...

don't make me use uppercase...

A COMPUTER CAN MAKE AS MANY MISTAKES IN TWO MINUTES...
     As 20 people can make in a lifetime!

EVERYONE BRINGS ME HAPPINESS...
      Some by arriving. Some by leaving!

INSUFFICIENT MEMORY AT THIS TIME!

IF BUILDERS BUILT BUILDINGS THE WAY COMPUTER COMPANIES DEVELOP SOFTWARE...
      The first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization!!

THE EMAIL OF THE SPECIES...
     Is more deadly that the male!

REMAIN.COM

MY POLICY...
     Is always to blame the computer!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE...
      Do you happen to know the URL?

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS...
     That all those voices talk to me!

THERE IS MORE TO LIFE...
      Than increasing its speed!

SOMETIMES I THINK I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS...
      Then I regain consciousness!

SMASH FOREHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE!

THE INTERNET...
      Proves that if a million monkeys bang on a million typewriters, they will not eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare!

WEL.COM

THE WORLD'S MOST WIDELY USED COMPUTER LANGUAGE...
    "@!@!*!*@#*?!!*!#@!"

MY WIFE THINKS I HAVE A MISTRESS...
    She thinks her name is Dot-Com!

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A PROGRAM FOOLPROF...
    Because fools are so ingenious!

PLEASE DON'T RUSH ME... 
    I'm making mistakes as fast as I can!

I'M NOT AT WORK TODAY...
      I called in sick; I think I may have caught a virus from my computer.

I'M ROADKILL...
     On the information highway!

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
   Had to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!

SORRY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANY CRISIS TODAY...
    My schedule is already full.

TO ERR IS HUMAN...
    To really foul thngs up requires a computer!

I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT...
    Which way did you come in?

THE FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS...
    #1...Show Up
    #2...Pay Attention
    #3...Ask Questions
    #4...Repeat the Above

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION...
    It comes bundled with the software!

YOU CAN'T TELL WHICH WAY THE TRAIN WENT...
    By look at its tracks!

WARNING!
     This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.

PLEASE, DO NOT ASK ME FOR INFORMATION...
     If I knew anything, do you think I would be here?

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT FORM
     (below this is a small box with "Please print" at the bottom)

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