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Middle School Teacher Desk Signs...

Note: Depending on the fonts installed on your computer, and the way your computer browser is set up, these desk signs may not display properly.

(Ask for a free 10-pack sample the next time you place an order. Then you'll be able to see the quality, and the fun, of these "Desk Signs.")

 

TEACHERS SHAPE
  THE FUTURE...

One child at a time!


 

 I DON'T GIVE OUT GRADES...

You earn them!


 

FOR THE NEXT
  SEVERAL MINUTES...

Students are to be seen and not heard!


 

THE ONLY THING MORE
OVERRATED THEN NATURAL
  CHILDBIRTH...

Is the joy of teaching middle school students!


 

NEVER TRY TO TEACH
  A PIG TO SING...

It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig!

 


 

AS LONG AS THERE
  ARE TESTS...

There will be prayer in middle schools!


 

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO
  REMAIN SILENT...

So please be quiet!


 

$5.00 FINE FOR WHINING

 


 

  TEACHING THE WORLD...

One kid at a time!


 

THE WORD "LISTEN"
CONTAINS THE SAME
LETTERS AS THE WORD
"SILENT"

 


 

REMAIN.COM

 


 

ACCOMPLISHING THE
  IMPOSSIBLE...

Means only that the principal will
add it to your regular duties!


 

  IN A PERFECT WORLD...

Professional athletes would complain
about teachers being paid contracts
worth millions of dollars!

 


 

EVERYONE BRINGS ME
  HAPPINESS...

Some by arriving. Some by leaving!


 

  BE YOURSELF...

An original is always worth more than a copy!


 

 A NEAT DESK...

Is the sign of a sick mind!


 

CAUTION!

You have entered a learning zone!


 

TEACHING ISN'T ALL
  FRUSTRATION & CUTBACKS...

There's the exciting physical danger!


 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
  YOUR PROBLEM IS...

But, I'll bet it's hard to pronounce!


 

 TOO MANY CLOWNS...

Not enough circuses!


 

SOMETIMES I UNDERSTAND
  MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS...

Then I regain consciousness!


 

 PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN...

Before starting tongue!


 

ARE THEY EVER QUIET ON
YOUR PLANET?

And what planet might that be?


 

 I'LL TRY BEING NICER...

If you'll try being smarter!


 

ATTITUDES ARE
  CONTAGIOUS...

Is yours worth catching!


 

 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED...

Being considerate?


 

  THOSE WHO CAN, DO...

Those who can do more,
teach middle school.


 

THIS CLASSROOM IS
  A BOTTOMLESS PIT...

Of needs and wants!

 


 

IF YOU ARE A GOOD TEACHER
YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED LOTS
  OF EXTRA WORK...

If you are a really good teacher,
you will find a way to get out of it!


 

SOME MIDDLE SCHOOL
STUDENTS GET ENOUGH
  EXERCISE...

Just pushing their luck!


 

TELL ME AGAIN HOW
LUCKY I AM TO BE A
MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER...

I keep forgetting!


 

TELL A MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT
THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN
  THE SKY...

They will believe you. Tell them there is wet
paint on a bench, and they will have to touch it
to be sure!


 

NO ONE IS COMPLETELY
  USELESS...

At the very least, you could serve as
a bad example!


 

 TEACHERS OF PRETEENS...

Understand why some animals eat their young!


 

 WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH...

How about a fountain of smart!


 

  MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS...

March to a different accordion!


 

YOU MUST BE A MIDDLE
  SCHOOL TEACHER IF...

You think people should be required to get a
permit before being allowed to reproduce!


 

 SORRY, BUT
  YOU CAN'T SCARE ME...

I teach middle school.


 

BEING GOOD AT STUPID
  DOESN'T COUNT...

Try studying—amazing results may occur!


 

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR
  TEACHER CAN DO FOR YOU...

But, what you can do for your teacher!

Keep in mind, computer-generated images don't come close to matching the quality and impact of these 3.5" x 2" Desk Signs sitting in a business-card sized holder on your desk.

Paperbacks For Educators
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Washington, Missouri 63090
314-960-3015

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